My son Mikolaj resembles Andy Pipkin from Little Britain in many respects. When I asked him who he'd like to be this Halloween, he said "pumpkin". "Wouldn't it be better if you dressed up as a ghost?", I said. "Pumpkin" said he. "Jack Skellington perhaps?". " Pumpkin". "Why not Zombie? I could paint your face". " Pumpkin".
What could we do? We rushed to Ikea, got a paper lampshade, picked orange wall paint from Obi, long johns form H&M and made Jack O'Lantern belly for him, long jonhs being the most expensive item. Regards to Mr Mind!